Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da there we are. Look at us go. Look at everyone's bright-eyed and bright-tailed.

We're all here cooking with grease.

Fucking Eric.

Now we're cooking with grease. You're always cooking with grease, you dummy.

That's not the same... You know what I hate even... Now we're cooking with grease. You're always cooking with grease, you dummy.

That's not the same.

You know what I hate even more than people who fuck up sayings?

I don't really mind them because it's funny and you get to clown on them.

Yes.

Is the people who inevitably come in and start defending a fucked up saying, like, well, where I come from, all of my friends was retarded and we all said it wrong. Like, oh, wow, that's amazing. You and your friends are all stupid. Huh. Who could have thought? We all would say cooking with grease. Sometimes we'd say cooking with Pepsi Cola. Like, it's not a saying, dude. Do you understand what the point of, do you understand, like, what a colloquial metaphor is? They don't. They don't. They don't understand

the core concept

of

of anything meaning anything.

Now we're cooking with grease. You're always

cooking with grease, fuckhead.

That's how cooking works.

Now you're cooking with gas

is the slogan because the gas is better.

Now they're thinking with water.

Because the gas makes the cooking more powerful in some way. It's the industrialization of the

of the suburbs. It's the creation of the suburbs. Look, we've got gas over everything.

You don't pour a little gas in the pan

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