Episode 455 - Dick on a Homeless Wedding

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Nick Rekieta in studio, my wedding ring doesn't really fit, a homeless lady causes trouble, Harley Quinn's fart porn is released, a Rippatard round-up, 3D printed guns and the Supreme Court, financing a burrito, getting trapped in a suitcase by your girlfriend, the difference doing your hair makes, a fat woman protests Elon Musk, a bunny man visit's Eric July's bidness, a bartender makes me sign a contract, and the "Adolescence" movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	But you know what, if you're not good at doing your hair, you let it be worse.
0:05.1	And then it's like, well, at least he didn't try.
0:08.7	I've always wished.
0:10.0	That's been a big regret of mine in life.
0:12.4	I feel like everything would have gone better if I had put time into learning how to do my hair.
0:17.8	Like Justin Wang, you know, I could have been Justin Wang.
0:20.4	He's like following he's like following
0:22.4	every big titty whore on Instagram. If there's a woman, the first time she takes a picture of her
0:28.3	huge tits, Justin Wang comes as a follower. He's like my, he's like Tom on my space. Yeah. Yeah.
0:34.2	If they just show up with him as a friend already. How does he get away with degenerate?
0:38.0	Like, how do, this has been my thing?
0:39.8	Like, how do all these other people get away with all the degenerate stuff?
0:42.9	And everybody's like, oh, no, that's just, I'm not funny.
0:45.2	Do you want to hear the real answer for that?
0:50.1	Yes.
0:52.5	I'm not sure.
0:56.5	That's all right Yeah
0:57.6	Do you want
0:58.6	Is that answer for that or not?
1:01.6	Yes
1:02.0	I'm going to
1:02.9	Or do you want to feel sorry for yourself
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