Episode 454 - Dick on Slurping it Up

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

Men melting down over Snow White, free soda for poors, Reddit on Severance, NYU is hacked with racist data, Andrew Tate sues everyone except for me, Manny Muskets opens for another white power comedy show, a Rippatard takes a picture of his mom's house, and a Super Sized Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	look at this mug you're sipping isn't it great i don't know about this ray ray's happy logo up here i just
0:08.1	noticed it this is a see look at this it's an all hell no mug right all the way around the side
0:15.2	but then i've got staring me in the face ray ray's happy his ass up here with his PFP, the Twitter PFP,
0:23.6	just like cut and paste it on the mug.
0:25.7	That's funny.
0:26.2	I don't have, it's pisses me.
0:28.4	I don't have that on my that's Pisses Me Off shirt that we're both wearing.
0:32.0	That's true.
0:33.0	Which really turned out great.
0:34.7	These look amazing.
0:35.5	They feel great, too.
0:36.3	Aren't they?
0:36.8	They feel great. These look amazing. They feel great, too. Aren't they? They feel great.
0:38.6	It's actually lowering my pisses me off.
0:41.8	Yeah, that's a problem.
0:43.2	Pissed off.
0:44.3	It's like, this feels like high quality shit, man.
0:47.5	High quality H2.
0:48.6	This is like Calvin and Hobbs knockoff,
0:51.7	pissing on like a Garfield era, you know, mass-produced shit.
0:56.5	Black is always in stock at shop.dick.com.
1:00.3	Black is always in stock.
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