Episode 453 - Dick on Tasting the Foam

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

I stub my toe, St. Patrick's Day is ruined, deporting violent criminals by Mario Kart, a girl learns about gravity on the moon, another non-English trucking accident, tasting impending diarrhea, the perfect woman vs. beer, Ethan Van Sciver calls in about Cyberfrog 3, and The Vagina Museum threatens to close down; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	deal. I think he's a comedian. No, that guy's a comedian? Like a genetically engineering
0:07.7	comedian? Or what's his jokes? He genetically engineers stuff and it's funny? I guess so.
0:13.2	I don't think this guy's a comedian. I think he's a scientist. He might be. Do you think?
0:23.3	You know, if I had to guess guess I thought he was like got arrested
0:25.2	for being a
0:26.1	for cloning people or something
0:28.3	doesn't he look like it
0:29.7	he've I bet you he's cloned people
0:32.3	man
0:33.1	the second I have my kid they're going to release
0:36.6	genetic engineering shit I'm going to go fuck it's going they're going to release genetic engineering shit.
0:38.1	I'm going to go, fuck.
0:39.5	It's going to be the kind of genetic engineering where it's like, it makes your dad's dick bigger.
0:44.7	Say, God damn it.
0:46.3	You guys wait until right now to release that?
0:49.6	Obviously, that's the first thing you released, right?
0:52.4	Are we rolling?
0:53.5	We're rolling.
0:54.2	All right.
0:54.7	Oh, I know what I forgot to do.
0:55.9	I forgot to go live here, didn't I?
0:58.8	I'm pretty sure that's a scientist.
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