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🗓️ 10 March 2025
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Funko Pops ruin my marriage, mistakes in sharing a TV show, Florida goes after the Tates, transgender mice, rewarding teachers, a listener's wife nearly blows up their house, a woman gets both of her hands bitten off playing with a shark, pimps, banks, and credit card caps, Canada bans whiskey--again, and Eric July writes an essay about me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | Price is right. This is my show. Yeah, there we go. Okay, you're recording. We're recording. |
0:04.0 | I had nothing planned for the day. |
0:06.0 | Neither did I. Certainly not. |
0:09.0 | Not such a glorious gift. |
0:11.0 | Certainly not maniacal laughter. |
0:17.0 | Eric Jullochel. Let me find Eric's post. You know, he said he wasn't going to talk about me anymore. |
0:24.9 | You know, that's the famous last words, right? I've never heard someone say that and stick to it. |
0:31.2 | I wish I could quit me, but, you know, people, too many people rely on me. Yeah. But you can quit me. |
0:37.4 | You know, anybody else can quit me. |
0:38.8 | Anybody else can quit me. And my family can quit me, but I can't quit me. Eric Jalach could |
0:44.0 | definitely quit me. Maddox could certainly quit me, but they don't. And I don't know why. I think |
0:49.3 | Sean has been the only successful person to quit you. No, I've had a number of people quit me. |
0:54.6 | That won't be, that won't be contacting me again. |
0:58.1 | I've been around for a long enough time. |
1:02.6 | It's like being a vampire, you know? |
1:04.1 | Just live long enough to watch all your friends die. |
1:07.1 | Yeah, that's me. |
1:08.5 | Every generation. |
1:10.6 | Here's the, here's the, I don't know, |
1:13.0 | some sort of an out, |
1:14.2 | some sort of a moment that Eric is, |
1:16.2 | Eric is running, |
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