Episode 451 - Dick on The Horse is Fine

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 178 minutes

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Summary

My life is reduced by two weeks, a prison for your bed, a fat woman nearly breaks a horse (but the horse is fine), reparations for crypto bros, a look into the fourth Reich of the Gaza strip, the Sh*tgularity, a listener writes in about autism, an all-woman space launch, the NSA trans chats and a James Bond for the modern age, an IRS agent needs to change his smoke alarm battery, and more trucker stories; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	We need to go back in time to the before housekeeper days.
0:04.7	I texted Sean about that.
0:06.1	You did?
0:06.5	I was like, hey, I didn't know you have the same housekeeper your dick does.
0:09.7	And he goes, oh, yeah, she's so I got it.
0:11.5	And I was like, well, you're never going to believe this.
0:13.9	You're never going to believe what I just said to her.
0:16.1	What did he say back?
0:17.3	It was, he said something really funny back that motherfucker i've been trying to hang out with him
0:21.7	for three months oh that's the last thing he wants i'm out he goes he escaped he goes ha ha ha ha god that's funny
0:29.5	and then i told him about yeah i told him about oh thank goodness you're here and he goes
0:36.4	holy shit that's like a comedian set up for a joke.
0:40.6	Yes.
0:43.9	Let me get into costume here.
0:45.5	Oh, yeah, get ready.
0:47.4	Is that working?
0:48.5	Yeah, that's working.
0:49.4	Okay, good.
0:49.8	People might not know it's me if I.
0:52.2	You know.
0:52.7	Or that I'm at least supposed to be Sean if it's not this
0:55.8	I can never be Sean
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