Episode 450 - Dick on Hungry, Hungry Hooters

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2025

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

Hooters shuts down, government employees have to explain what they do, my allergy to spending money, the LAX wedding, a woman flies a plane into the ground, how the government ruined camping outdoors, lying is illegal in Germany, napkin deniers, people who say they're running late when they're already late, show tapestries, robots that sit on the couch, two Israelis get into a gun fight over antisemitism, and a gay version of the Smurfs theme song; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	La la la la. Cool. All right. You sound good, I think.
0:03.8	I think so. Yeah, I sound as good as I can sound, I think. But yeah, that's neither here nor there.
0:15.4	Hosting. Come on. Oh, live events. Yeah, okay. This is an event, of course.
0:23.2	Live event.
0:26.0	Brought to you by.
0:28.7	Go live.
0:30.8	Brought to you.
0:31.5	Yeah, that's working. All right.
0:33.2	That's working.
0:34.2	Yes.
0:35.1	Things are working.
0:37.2	Corgan says, I hope Johnny has a few words to say about Vito today.
0:41.5	You know, Corgan, I didn't talk to Dick on purpose.
0:45.8	I showed up late today.
0:46.6	You got Vito so much on your mind.
0:48.1	Do you get the name's confused?
0:49.4	Well, it's on you.
0:50.0	You're wearing the pig shirt.
0:52.1	I love this.
0:53.0	People love this shirt.
0:54.1	It did such a good job.
0:55.3	They just love it.
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