Episode 44 – Dick on Talent Shows

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Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2017

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Download the MP3 Losing count of beers, family reunions, ruining talent shows, Lowtax’s weird audio, the confusion of ubiquitous content, farmers, rental car insurance and other scams, line cutters, the time Sean was a rock star, Asterios’ roommate, April Fools pranks, houses that you build yourself, more on the billboard, more on Philly, more Goss, … Continue reading "Episode 44 – Dick on Talent Shows"

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:19.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:20.0	You want Dick!
0:21.0	Dick you love Dickick you got it
0:23.0	It's the only show where everything is a contest coming to you live
0:28.0	From a concrete bunker in the side of a mountaintop.
0:31.0	I am your host Dick Masterson with me is always a Sean, the audio engineer. Hello Dick. Hey what's up buddy? Wow, straight from the sky into the studio. I've been here for about 10 minutes off the plane, planes, trains, and automobiles.
0:47.0	I am here to deliver hot, hot content, hot rage infused comedy content,
0:54.0	straight to you, straight from a plane,
0:57.0	plane lands, I run off the plane,
1:00.0	run into a shuttle, into the shuttle, into a car, various modes of transportation,
1:06.1	immediately sit down, have absolutely no fuckups
1:10.4	with any of the equipment to record this podcast for you today.
1:16.0	This post, a god I am so glad.
1:20.0	I'll get into why I was on a plane running so late in a little bit, but Jesus God, Christ, I am so glad that April
1:27.9	Fool's day is over.
1:28.9	Oh yeah?
1:29.9	Well, I can only imagine what goes on with your family and April Fools.
1:36.0	Sean.
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