Episode 434 - Dick on Dark Romance Reviews

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2024

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

A squirrel is killed by the government, Ron Paul is brought back from the dead, a video game makes people upset, JonBreaksBadNews calls in, Jimmy Pesto is sent to prison for a year, rats poop in my grill, cheap Halloween candy, the Vatican has a new mascot, ChatGPT gives women report cards, 6% of Nicaragua moved to the US, a voting machine doesn't work, and we look at bad reviews for women's pornography books; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Kamala Harris paid me to
0:02.6	paid for his sponsorship and they didn't like the ad
0:06.1	and they want their money back.
0:08.0	They didn't think anything was weird about getting asked for the money up front.
0:12.1	Thank God I did!
0:13.6	Thank God I asked for that money up front.
0:15.9	I knew they were going to steal it for me like they stole the election.
0:20.2	Fucking jerks. Just just an honest hardworking middle
0:24.9	of the road centrist over here trying to make kind of how dare they you know i didn't read the
0:34.2	whole thing here's the part here's the part we strongly recommend i think so we should be yeah i already read the whole thing. You didn't read the whole thing? Here's the part. Here's the part. We strongly recommend...
0:39.1	I think so.
0:39.7	We should be.
0:40.6	I already read the whole thing and the biggest problem.
0:42.7	Vito left.
0:43.8	He did?
0:44.9	Yeah, he left when I was reading it.
0:47.4	Did he come back?
0:48.7	No.
0:49.5	He just locked off the show and left.
0:52.1	Really?
0:52.8	Have you talked to him?
0:56.1	I don't think so.
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