Episode 435 - Dick on More Gloating

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2024

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Summary

Trump wins, Latino men save the country, Black women go on strike, Cat Girl is in jail again, Jay Johnston is getting out of prison, FEMA actually was ignoring Trump voters, Nick Rekieta shows his cuck's web history, Ralph falls out of a chair, women overreact to a joke, Jimmy Kimmel cries, CNN figures out what happens, and teachers fill cry rooms around the world; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I might die of winning of happiness.
0:05.0	I might die of happiness.
0:08.0	I assumed you would be dead when I showed up today.
0:11.0	It's a close call actually.
0:12.0	Oh yeah.
0:13.0	I thought for sure if I survived Tuesday night not dying of happiness.
0:19.0	Right.
0:20.0	That you might die of Saturday night.
0:21.9	That would be okay.
0:23.0	Oh.
0:24.2	But what happened is I just kept getting happier and happier as the week progressed.
0:29.6	Well, how did you level off?
0:31.5	I haven't.
0:32.6	I don't know that I had this level of, this levels of happiness was even possible.
0:37.5	Wait, one day I hope to find that.
0:39.7	You should have got on the Trump train with me.
0:42.0	Then you'd be experiencing such joy as it would be difficult to put into words.
0:46.3	I don't think anything in politics could get me happy.
0:50.2	That's how I felt too, Sean.
0:51.9	Oh, really?
0:52.5	And then I saw a man descending a golden escalator.
0:58.5	Selling hats that looked retarded.
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