Episode 433 - Dick on Guitar Talk

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2024

⏱️ 188 minutes

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Summary

Sean returns from Japan with a big Guitar Talk, Florida sherriffs lie about weed, we explore Tinder's new "sporty" women category, Trump works at McDonald's, trans women have too many mimosa brunches, Black people think Mexicans are slaves, some liberals go shooting, an Elliott Smith mural is painted over with "Queer Joy", a fat lady tries on some wedding dresses, some squatters in my neighborhood drive off a cliff, DnD introduces sensitivity forms, an IDF soldier regrets bulldozing kids, and a young man writes in about condoms; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	It's nice to have you back. How was Japan?
0:03.0	Phenominal.
0:04.0	What was your favorite part?
0:05.0	Did you see Hor Island?
0:06.0	I didn't see, well, Hor Island.
0:08.0	That the Red Light District zone?
0:10.0	In Osaka, I did.
0:12.0	Did you walk by it? Yeah. Pe oh yeah creepily of course isn't it crazy how it's like a party in there
0:16.8	it's like a batch it's like the opposite in Nashville it's like a bachelor's party
0:20.4	but the place where I was they were like an individual little houses with the mean old lady sitting in front.
0:25.0	Yes, yeah, did they go, did they cover their eyes for foreigners? No.
0:30.0	Oh, they just did that for ugly foreigners, I guess. They do for women.
0:34.8	The women got flipped off.
0:36.8	What?
0:37.8	What do you mean?
0:38.8	Because they figure you're not a customer.
0:41.9	And so they...
0:42.8	That would a backwards nation.
0:44.0	They don't want people to know, you know, maybe some of these girls are putting themselves
0:46.8	through college or whatnot.
0:48.3	Oh yeah, sure.
0:49.5	Cock-sucking college.
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