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🗓️ 21 October 2024
⏱️ 156 minutes
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Russel Brand sells a magic amulet, California liberals ruin another high tech industry, a Hitler survey, the scope of consent, gay voice, guys playing video games, 40 FEMA guys carry a log, protecting Black men's crypto, a lady spills chips in a car, and Josh Denny fills in for Sean; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | We got to get these girls reading. |
0:03.0 | Whoever is tracking the literacy rates needs to make some adjustments in their formula |
0:10.0 | because these bitches cannot read. |
0:14.0 | You know, do you do a book report in class in fourth grade? |
0:18.0 | You remember that? |
0:19.0 | Yeah, I remember it. |
0:20.0 | I don't remember any of the kids in my class struggling to read as much as I witness the modern woman |
0:26.5 | struggling with this concept. |
0:27.9 | If you think they suck at reading, wait till you see their comprehension skills. |
0:37.0 | It's pretty bad. I'll literally watch mine, read something. |
0:40.3 | I go, what did that just say? Give it's you can you can do with reading what they do with |
0:45.7 | conversation where we're tuning them out and they just go what did I just say I don't |
0:51.3 | know something fucking dumb that I don't need to know about and then this this girl I don't |
0:57.4 | it was some huge Reddit thread where they found out gradually how many women are just |
1:01.9 | skipping giant portions of books that they don't find like |
1:06.7 | interesting. |
1:07.7 | They'll just start skipping and arbitrarily decide when to start reading again. |
1:12.1 | Like, what? |
1:14.0 | What are you doing then? |
1:15.0 | Are you just holding a book and a bar? |
1:17.0 | Yeah. |
1:18.0 | Is that what you're doing here? |
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