Episode 429 - Dick on "The Newly Ped" Game

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

The "Mr. McMahon" documentary, Moo Deng fever, Cat Girl goes to jail, Maddox defends his bicycle, the president of Haiti drinks water incorrectly, women try to figure out a propeller, millennials and choking, and Collin Shumaker calls in with his hit new flashmob gameshow for pedophiles "The Newly Ped Game"; all that and more this week on The Dick show!

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0:00.0	I got to remember why I was drinking so much last night.
0:04.0	That's the real issue.
0:07.0	That's the secret to doing this show.
0:09.0	You drank here.
0:10.0	There's a reason why I was drinking so much.
0:12.0	You drank out your anger away.
0:13.6	Yeah, that's a problem.
0:15.2	It works.
0:16.5	It works.
0:18.4	I forgot what I was so upset about.
0:20.3	Now I gotta remember.
0:21.9	It was a lot of stuff.
0:23.0	I'm sure. Well, it's a real stuff that I was really upset about.
0:27.0	Yeah, that justified the drinking.
0:30.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:31.0	Yeah.
0:32.0	Oh, I just got gotta remember what it was.
0:34.8	It'll come to you.
0:35.9	Yeah, it'll come.
0:36.5	Let me kiss some of this remembering juice.
0:39.7	Yeah, that's what it's, that's what it turns into today.
0:42.6	Sunday morning.
	...

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