Episode 430 - Dick on Bad Bail

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

The Joker is sexually assaulted, the longshoremen go on strike, market price for sauce, soapboxing and photoshopping from the parents of dead kids, the cat girl calls in, a man in college is gaslighted, Halloween costumes go more plus size than ever, FEMA, hate speech, and The Disparraging Word, with Sean; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, boink, and the skies are old.
0:12.3	Are they not cloudy or all cloudy all day? Not they're not cloudy all day not cloudy all day not cloudy all day and the skies are not cloudy all day. Okay. I guess that makes sense.
0:23.0	Seldom has heard a discouraging word.
0:28.0	So there is, there's definitely an asshole who comes around, right?
0:32.0	Just enough.
0:32.8	Just enough, you know,
0:35.9	if you had built it like that,
0:37.2	then it would have lasted, you know, like there's a...
0:40.1	Well, it's because the singer of the song
0:41.9	wants to give himself licensed to criticize people.
0:45.6	So he doesn't want to write himself out of the equation, you know?
0:48.6	Like, well, if I say there's never, what if I'm the asshole that like needs to to discourage someone?
0:54.4	He's covering his ass.
0:55.6	He's covering his ass.
0:56.2	I see.
0:57.2	I don't know I don't know who wrote that.
0:59.4	Home on the range.
1:02.1	I don't know. George Washington. We're the range. I don't know.
1:03.0	George Washington.
1:04.0	Where the deer and the antelope play?
1:07.0	Oh, it's, I thought it was Plange.
1:09.0	Oh, Plange, like hip.
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