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🗓️ 23 September 2024
⏱️ 143 minutes
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$6 million squatters, a fake Mexican accent, "Am I Racist?", the IRS Union endorses Kamala, exploding pagers, fat lady firemen, sundown towns, AI vs. men, and Dirty Dalish reads the news; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | Man I saw Lagunita I don't know I know I don't know what's wrong with me today I'm just dead tired |
0:08.9 | Ridgepid you tired I know not really there's these fuck dude. They're having like |
0:14.3 | fucking orgy's out so the coyotes and the birds outside this last week are |
0:19.7 | in the middle of the night. Not three in the morning, four in the morning. in the morning you have mocking birds you know my |
0:24.8 | I got some bird that goes ha ha ha ha ha ha ha all night. |
0:33.0 | Nice. |
0:34.0 | I almost started looking for an app that could identify. |
0:37.0 | I'm like, why would I care? |
0:38.0 | I don't give a shit what kind of bird this is? |
0:40.0 | So you can be pissed off at a specific species is that it's like when I see you mother |
0:45.1 | I'm gonna fuck yeah if I see you around during the day I'm gonna fucking kill you bro. |
0:49.2 | Yeah, yeah start carrying a pellet pistol. |
0:55.0 | And the coyotes, of course. When they get fucking, they get going, good God. |
0:57.0 | I'm just gonna start feeding them, I think, |
0:59.0 | so they don't have to hunt anymore. |
1:01.0 | It might give you some sleep. Just a night, right? |
1:04.0 | I can't hear the yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip |
1:10.0 | like a god |
1:12.0 | I fucking miss the, I miss the helicopters. |
1:15.0 | I miss the ghetto birds in the ghetto, |
1:17.0 | man. |
1:18.0 | I could sleep through that. |
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