Episode 427 - Dick on Excuse Me, I'm Speaking

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2024

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Small businesses claiming parking spots, reverse burns and failed burns, Hamilton sucks, eating dogs and cats, kids selling PS5s in the ghetto, inclusive math, Maddox's How to Punch Up a Script, the my property supercut, and advice for Captain Save-A-Ho; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Can you imagine getting yelled at by a woman that's been had the barking dog treat?
0:05.0	Oh God, that's...
0:06.0	I know.
0:07.0	Why'd you leave your shoes in the middle of the room?
0:10.0	I can't take your shoes, put them in the show by.
0:12.0	Why is that so hard?
0:13.6	But that wheeze is like getting yelled at by Dom Deloise.
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	Why do you leave your shoes in the room?
0:21.0	How many bears of shorts do you have to go through in a day?
0:24.4	I don't go through that many pairs of shorts.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	I don't know why it seems like, it does seem like I do, but I don't.
0:32.0	You get this one, you get, you're sitting in the car
0:36.2	with the woman, the girlfriend.
0:37.9	Is it recording?
0:39.6	Is this recording?
0:40.8	Yeah, it's recording.
0:45.0	You're sitting in the car with the woman. It's, it just hits.
0:47.0	It just hits that perfect temperature.
0:49.0	We've had a hot heat wave all summer.
0:51.0	All summer's been fucking miserable.
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