Episode 424 - Dick on Kamikaze Scooters

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2024

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Once again I get no credit, an illegal shower, a fat women crashes a scooter, a man throws up in a trash can, a tax on temporarily embarrassed billionaires, someone's girlfriend's sister has huge cans, a gay shirt, Telegram is killed, Rekieta updates, and communists; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	How do you like my new 9-11 mouse pad?
0:03.0	Oh, wow. Pretty cool, right?
0:07.0	Also the Twin Towers.
0:08.0	Flying Carpet.
0:10.0	Yeah, it looks like a fucking car.
0:12.0	That is... I don't know.
0:14.0	I think it's from Lord Miles or his shop or something.
0:17.0	There's missiles, there's Afghanistan, our pals, the brave Mujahideen fighters who never stopped fighting terrorists?
0:24.8	Aladdin blew up the World Trade Center.
0:29.2	That's not nice. Way better than that crass, Hentai, porno mouse pad that somebody sent in.
0:35.0	Oh, right, right, right.
0:37.0	Yeah, I'm done with that shit.
0:39.0	Too mature for that.
0:40.0	Yeah, that's kid stuff.
0:42.0	Yep. Upgraded. Oh boy. Yeah, that's kid stuff. Yup upgraded.
0:44.0	Oh boy.
0:45.0	They got the planes coming in at
0:47.0	side by side.
0:48.0	See that?
0:49.0	Like, or...
0:50.0	Synchronized.
0:51.0	Synchronized, yeah.
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