Episode 425 - Dick on Good Advice
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2024
⏱️ 167 minutes
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Summary
Karl and Vinnie call in for a Scum Parade, Destiny's show in Miami, Brazil is over, girls pretending to be trans women, a guy needs advice with a woman, a woman plays the war game, homework in cubits, and pigeon milk; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Every day I am uglier. |
| 0:02.0 | Every day, we get older and uglier. |
| 0:05.0 | It's a sad fact. |
| 0:07.0 | See, they love, the, the, the, the, |
| 0:09.0 | the manosphere guys are lying, they be lying to women. What are they saying? They'd be lying to women. |
| 0:13.0 | What are they saying? |
| 0:14.0 | They're trying to convince women that guys get like sexy and our silver foxes when they get |
| 0:19.9 | older and they're gonna we're gonna they're like oh yeah women we're gonna get old and |
| 0:23.9 | then we're gonna fuck you when you're young we're gonna get we're gonna get you |
| 0:27.8 | don't like us now we're gonna get old and then we're gonna fuck you |
| 0:30.4 | when you're 20 and I'm like hey guys it's such a fantasy you're not yeah |
| 0:35.2 | that's such a fucking fan you let me go ahead and dispel that illusion for you you're |
| 0:40.3 | gonna feel like shit your back is gonna be half thrown out every day of your |
| 0:44.4 | fucking life you're gonna feel like you're rotting compared to how you feel right |
| 0:48.9 | now you are not if you're not confident now you are not gonna feel confident when you're 45 and the girls are not going to be flocking to you. |
| 0:57.3 | Unless you're getting Botox every other week. |
| 1:00.1 | Well, yeah, Botox your fucking wallet. |
| 1:02.8 | Your balls. |
| 1:03.8 | I mean... |
| 1:04.8 | Botox my wallet, bitch. |
| 1:05.8 | I mean... |
| 1:06.8 | That is not how it's gonna go for you. |
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