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🗓️ 19 August 2024
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Lizzo works out, a man has a long distance relationship, evil grocery stores finally get what's coming to them, Maddox sees a psychiatrist and talks about it for some insane reason, promise rings, hate scarves, and Nick Rekeita gets his kids back; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | Look at this mess. That's a mess. I think Vito's cracking. So he had to open those and destroy those? |
0:09.0 | Well, he refused to get on the scale. |
0:12.0 | Yeah. So I smashed what was in the box what was in the |
0:14.9 | box this first edition no it was a it was a first edition box of Metazoo |
0:21.8 | which I didn't know if it was good or bad and I don't even know what |
0:25.4 | Metazu is it's some Pokemon rip-off game that I guess got popular among like |
0:30.5 | NFT crypto brows. |
0:33.0 | Oh, really? |
0:34.0 | But the game sucks. |
0:35.0 | They just hyped it as like a collectible, |
0:36.0 | so the price is shot to the mirror |
0:38.0 | and then cradered to nothing, I guess. |
0:40.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
0:41.0 | But opening it, I smashed it, and Vito dealing with this game, he says he doesn't get the, he doesn't get the bit, |
0:48.0 | like he doesn't understand why it's funny, but he goes through like the worst existential crisis I've ever seen. |
0:55.0 | And that's why it's funny, I guess. |
0:57.7 | It's like a unique way. |
0:59.5 | I wouldn't have thought like hell, |
1:01.0 | I would have thought, before this game, I would have thought that hell would get boring |
1:04.3 | like you're in there getting tortured for eternity and you think like well how I mean I'm gonna get |
1:08.1 | used to whatever it is eventually but now I don't think so now I Vito can be tortured by even like he opened he was frantically opening these packs |
1:17.5 | to see if there was any you know to see the good stuff. |
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