Episode 422 - Dick on B-Dancing

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 178 minutes

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Summary

Sean's kidney stone, I sink a boat, a woman break dancer gets a zero, the UK police start extraditing thought criminals, Susan Wojcicki goes to hell, Kurt Cobain "unalives" himself, a man thinks about feminism, a convention where women pretend dolls are their children, and how fat is too fat if a girl has huge cans; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	And you, ha, how's your weener?
0:06.2	Oh, weener's good.
0:07.3	Yeah, it's good.
0:08.1	I could blown out, exfolate your face from here.
0:11.8	Like a...
0:14.0	No, you know what's funny?
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.0	That's, I guess that's what people think is the problem.
0:21.0	What is the problem?
0:22.0	Most people I don't think you feel it when it comes out. It's
0:24.8	the the uncomfortable part is going between your kidney and your bladder. And once it's in your
0:30.2	bladder it's like game it's done? it's done it right out yeah I didn't
0:34.8	the hell I didn't even know did you have a little sifter like to like a like you're
0:39.4	panning for gold they were they were supposed they were supposed well I know how big it was because they you know they did the what he call it
0:45.9	like MRI or whatever they lied to you though yeah it was the bill you know all that things
0:51.1	big definitely they rank you know between
0:54.4	one millimeter ten millimeters and then I think if you get bigger than that
0:58.1	they've got to go in and do something about it got to go in but the assholes
1:01.9	mine was four so kind of middle of a millimeters.
1:05.0	Whoof!
1:06.0	How do you get it bigger?
1:07.0	How can you get a bigger one than that?
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