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The Dick Show

Episode 421 - Dick on Large-Bodied Bicyclers

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Sean has kidney stones, Carl Spitale in studio, lady boxers, men can have babies, race wars, bad dads, and the OnlyFans class action lawsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:28.5

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0:31.5

You're the only Trump impression that I can stand, honestly, yeah.

0:35.0

It's because I'm black.

0:39.0

Deep down in here.

0:40.0

I think it's because you say stuff that he won't say usually people try to very black yeah

0:44.8

very black but he would say and I did say in fact you could go back and listen yeah perfect that's what it is I do the

0:55.9

different trumps yeah like everybody does like the speech yeah yeah

1:01.2

like talking to everybody and he's a yeah but you gotta you gotta do the one where he's

1:07.2

having a conversation right next to you like he would say I think that's gross

1:12.4

I think that's disgusting I think that's disgusting.

1:14.0

There we go see how long that took?

1:17.0

Okay.

1:18.0

What did he say to that woman before he became a tentacle monster and raped her at

1:22.0

Bergdorf Goodman's? Did you remember that raped her at Bergdorf Goodman's.

1:23.3

Did you remember that?

1:24.4

What's Bergdorf?

1:28.6

Is it?

1:28.8

First of all, I told those two fellas and I said this, You gotta stop hanging with the Muppets, those guys.

1:36.0

You're talking about the guys in the balcony,

1:38.0

Burgdorf and Goodman.

1:40.0

That's their names, isn't it?

1:41.0

Yeah.

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