Episode 420 - Dick on Disney Rash

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

Joe Biden quits the Presidential race because of his donkey brains, a lady sings the national anthem drunk, EBT shopping for junk food, a Midwest "lifestyle" afficianado has some advice, a lady carries a dead sea lion home in her tiny car, more burning candles, a boob job and a "mommy makeover", the Plus Size Park Hoppers get a rash, and advice for how to argue with your girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Just don't be an idiot.
0:02.0	Don't be an idiot.
0:04.0	The problem is an idiot thinking don't be an idiot.
0:07.0	Right.
0:08.0	If you're an idiot you should think shut up.
0:09.0	Just don't be an idiot.
0:10.0	Be an idiot.
0:11.0	Yeah, don't be an idiot.
0:12.0	That's the real advice.
0:12.5	Hey, don't be an idiot and say anything dumb.
0:14.3	The problem is everyone's so fucking dumb
0:16.3	you can't give them that advice.
0:17.6	You have to say don't talk.
0:18.6	Well, people, people can't help themselves.
0:22.0	They brag about it.
0:23.0	Well, they love it.
0:24.0	You know, the cop that we've both known for a long time, right?
0:30.0	Oh, yeah, let's give him a name.
0:31.0	Yeah, what do you want to call him?
0:32.9	I don't know, officer, uh, officer friendly, wasn't that, uh, McGruff?
0:37.7	Now he's got to have a crime name.
0:39.9	Huh.
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