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🗓️ 15 July 2024
⏱️ 138 minutes
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Trump is almost assassinated, women ruined the secret service, a smoke detector goes off in the LBC, a dead animal washes up at the beach, a listener goes to a "lifestyle" party, firemen break a car for fun, and the Plan B pill no longer works on the average American woman and you'll never guess why (they're too fat); all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | Wow, you're a three click. Three clicker. Well, I'm pretty cracked up man. I'm a cracker |
0:06.8 | motherfucker. What do you want me to say? |
0:08.6 | All right, start streaming. I make you look black. I know. |
0:27.0 | How, how, how, how can I can jive how can we do the shaft music I'm looking for how I was like how on I was like how on earth is Vito's ghastly complexion like not as white as me. |
0:35.0 | You get under the camera and you just start glowing. Like you're not, you don't look that white, but then I look at the camera I'm like what the fuck is going on here now man amplifying it I cut all my hair and beard off we got |
0:40.8 | too hot I was just like I can't do it you better knock that white |
0:43.4 | shit off they're gonna kill you somebody's gonna take you out that's how it |
0:46.2 | works now yeah that's how it works man we all look the same to them other crazy |
0:52.3 | white people. |
0:53.2 | Yeah. |
0:54.2 | They're coming. |
0:55.7 | They're gunning for us. |
0:56.7 | Yeah, no shit. |
0:59.1 | And by them I mean veto. |
1:01.1 | I knew we're going to talk about this. |
1:04.0 | He can't help himself, can he? |
1:07.0 | Bro, the election is over. |
1:10.0 | Just give up. |
1:11.0 | It's over. |
1:12.0 | You know, when Romney ran, we just gave up, right? I was like, all right, whatever, I'm going to |
1:15.3 | see in four years, or maybe eight, I don't care. Yeah, there's, we were just like, |
1:19.1 | Magic Underpants hearing getting two votes. Yeah, it's over. |
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