Episode 418 - Dick on New Weights

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2024

⏱️ 134 minutes

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The Dodgers have an vtuber night, a woman burns down an apartment building, I hate my new weight bench, liberals have messed up a plan, throwing LEGOs away, Maddox contacts the SEC, a guy dumps his gf, an entity walks up a tree, and a fat lady jumps on a box; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I don't know I think I can tell how hung over I am based on what song gets stuck in my head
0:08.4	Oh yeah. Uh-huh. Is that true? Has anyone ever explored that?
0:13.0	I know it's different. If it's the Mario song,
0:16.0	it's gonna be a bad day, you know?
0:19.0	Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do?
0:20.0	I didn't hear the Mario song come out of you.
0:22.0	No, it's that other song.
0:23.2	I don't remember what it's called.
0:24.3	Dha da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
0:27.2	Dream, a little dream of me.
0:28.2	Yes.
0:29.4	I'm gonna be all right when that one kicks in.
0:31.0	Okay.
0:32.0	It's gonna be all right. It's a decent years. You'll be right as rain. There you go.
0:37.3	Couple to, couple to think. Little to think. I missed two workouts though this week.
0:41.6	That's... I know yeah I haven't worked out in the last few days this July 4th on a
0:45.8	Thursday is is fucked up yeah because you have to take the Wednesday off to
0:50.4	get ready for you know know, July 4th.
0:52.8	Yeah, nobody's working on Friday.
0:54.5	They try to make it a short day,
0:56.4	yeah, at least on Wednesday, like you get out by like noon or one
0:59.0	if you're, even if you're working a, you know.
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