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🗓️ 1 July 2024
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Shooting dice in hipster prison, coyotes break my hot water, the bodycam footage of Riley's arrest is released, gay dads leave a newborn in a car, Maddox misses a joke, getting the army numbers up, and the federal government is neutered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | It's |
0:02.0 | skills, you know, are at a lull, |
0:06.0 | certain parts of their skills are so bad, |
0:08.0 | the catching and the throwing, you know? |
0:10.0 | Yeah. |
0:11.0 | So it's just like a, you're just running, running, running, and getting shouted at. |
0:14.9 | That's a child's experience. |
0:15.9 | That was my experience playing Little League. |
0:17.9 | Yeah, you know. |
0:18.9 | It seems to be a lot of other kids experience as well, just not being able to do something well because you're small and little and a |
0:25.1 | child and then getting shouted at for not doing it well. |
0:30.3 | Speaking of the remarkable the not the not throwing or catching well, |
0:35.0 | I can remember my first year I was I was eight |
0:38.0 | and I was adamant that I was I was not gonna play T-ball first |
0:42.0 | because that was T-ball's not fucking baseball to me I was oh you were gonna skip yeah I was just gonna run no I was just gonna wait I was gonna wait to play on a team until you could pitch. |
0:53.6 | Yeah. Because like I wanted to be a pitcher too. |
0:55.6 | So like I'm not, you know, fuck T-ball. |
0:58.6 | Yeah. |
0:59.6 | So I'll never forget this. |
1:01.6 | It was one of our very first practices and we were warming out you pick somebody else on your team to warm up and |
1:07.4 | You know like my dad had you know worked with me a bit at I you know I could I could throw and |
1:12.8 | You never played a good hand I ball at all no okay and I was playing with this kid James |
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