Episode 416 - Dick on the Hair in Your Curse

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 165 minutes

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My Sonichu medallion has a pube in it, a lady parks her car for 7 minutes, there are no seats at the Japanese fair, Murrlogic calls in and talks about pooping in his pants and his foster care point system, and Rekieta's kid tests positive for cocaine--and everyone knows somehow; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	And it's all over.
0:03.0	It's all over.
0:04.0	Is it? Yep. All over.
0:07.0	We got here.
0:08.0	Cats. Any possums today, boys?
0:10.0	Cats.
0:11.0	Cat day and a fat guy day.
0:12.0	Cat. The fat guy day.
0:13.0	Cat, a fat guy's cock.
0:15.0	They've posted some possum pictures that were not quite as hideous as, you know, most of the ones that I've seen are experienced.
0:22.0	They had one in there where they're petting it possum like a dog.
0:24.4	Oh no
0:25.4	Apparently they can be you know kind of sweet pets
0:28.2	Well, yeah, I guess if you probably hand raise them but they you know it's kind of kind of sad is they
0:34.4	have a super short lifespan I think we talked about this it's only a couple of years for a well yeah
0:40.3	for a big man for a big only a couple years how to get that big.
0:43.6	Yeah, they grow real fast, huh?
0:46.2	Like two, maybe three years tops, yeah.
0:48.6	Really?
0:49.6	Really?
0:50.6	Okay, you think they would last longer, but...
0:55.0	I would think they'd last about 12 years.
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