Episode 410 - Dick on the Butt Wand

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 162 minutes

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We read reviews of Amazon's Butt Wiping Wand, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, Cholos playing Pickleball, big fat kids, a dog puke nuclear stand-off, the New York portal, a cop shoots a Black guy, and some very rude voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	My eye has not stopped wiggling in like two years.
0:04.0	Well, you mean like it's got like a muscle thing that goes like,
0:07.0	blah, blah, blah, like in your lower lid or something?
0:10.0	Oh, that's right there.
0:11.0	Yeah, so every once in a, I mean, I've've had that what that is? No, but I know that it's people it is a thing that people get that just I don't I don't know that I think things to get any worse.
0:22.0	I got a I don't know that I didn't think things to get any worse.
0:23.0	I got a...
0:25.0	Well, it's like you can...
0:26.0	It's fucking jiggling out of my sock.
0:27.0	If I get pulled over for a DUI, I'm fucked because my eyes are popping out of my sock
0:31.0	and over here.
0:32.0	Yeah, they're gonna, right, right.
0:33.0	I look like a serial killer.
0:34.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:36.0	Or like you're winking at him, you know, like the Kastanza thing.
0:38.0	It's like, well, not in so many words, you know.
0:41.0	Officer, I'm just saying you love Israel don't you what if I give
0:43.9	you 20 bucks for your campaign to continue being a cop you said to destroy it
0:48.0	you said if well I didn't see yeah not in so many words
0:51.3	driving me nuts what are you Yeah, not in so many words. Ah.
0:53.0	Driving me nuts.
0:55.0	What were you saying about Vito's booty?
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