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🗓️ 6 May 2024
⏱️ 141 minutes
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Women vs. bears, a man runs into a liquor store, recycled food, a dog is saved, campus riots, the government can't go bankrupt, and a fat woman bites a guy's thumb off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | Tides turning Sean. Tides turning. Yep. Really? |
0:04.6 | Frat boys making monkey noises. We don't even care anymore! No one cares! |
0:08.6 | I can honestly say I've never cared about that. I don't care about that shit. We don't care anymore! |
0:15.1 | Frat boys making monkey noises. Get this shit out of here. |
0:19.4 | Get the shit out of my feed. That's what we're saying. |
0:21.8 | I feel like I shouldn't ask a follow-up |
0:24.2 | question this you don't have to look is this a what is that is the world of |
0:29.0 | recycled paper that we live in oh yeah that's the that's the state of things today. |
0:34.4 | Bro cereal boxes can't contain the cereal they like bust out and the seams rip when you |
0:39.8 | got to put the bag back in? |
0:41.2 | If the humidity rises above negative 1% then everything is |
0:45.0 | destroyed. You go into the supermarket and it's just heaps of recycl, of mulch |
0:50.1 | down every aisle. Look at this, look at this shit. |
0:56.0 | Yeah. You know what I love to do with a, with a four pack of tall boys? I like to, when I'm taking the first one out and I'm you know in desperate need of medicine |
1:05.7 | I love just having to be so precious while I'm prying it open see there it is there we go that one finally worked I love having to be so |
1:14.5 | precious while some prying it out or else the the paper recycled paper rings will |
1:21.6 | explode right and you'll be throw beer everywhere paper rings will explode, right? |
1:23.4 | And you'll throw beer everywhere and it's all shook up. |
1:25.9 | Right. |
1:26.6 | Plastic had a give, like a pussy. |
1:29.2 | I knew, I know exactly how it's gonna give, you know? |
1:32.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, know, like, oh, |
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