Episode 411 - Dick on Tankerbelle

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

A bunch of truck stop hogs go on the attack, a bunch of green energy property tax scams, a guy's testicles get twisted, homless Cheers in San Fransisco, the diversity awards, time off for periods, throwing babies into dumpsters, Romeo and Juliet, 20 Indian men stuck on a ship, and men in gaming; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Yeah, okay, that's that's working.
0:04.0	Vemio's working of course.
0:05.0	Oh yeah.
0:06.0	See rumble.
0:07.0	Rumbull.
0:08.0	R-h-h-h-h-hmm.
0:10.0	God, I miss YouTube.
0:11.0	God, please Susan, please I'm sorry for making fun of your dead son.
0:15.0	I'm sorry, please get me by a count back.
0:18.0	Ah, okay, that's good.
0:20.0	There we go.
0:22.8	late for...
0:23.8	As I was saying I do, I'm nothing but nice to this homemaker, Cordy Clown.
0:28.0	Really?
0:29.0	Trying to bring some comedy into his miserable, pointless life while he caroms around from one interest to another hoping
0:35.6	that it will get bringing some satisfaction and never does.
0:38.5	And by nice you mean bringing the comedy in to his miserable life.
0:43.2	Like I said, his pointless miserable life.
0:45.1	I'm nothing but nice from me and he's calling me fat.
0:47.6	Really?
0:48.6	Well, he's calling you a lot more than that.
0:50.0	What is he calling me else?
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