Episode 408 - Dick on Real Writer Problems

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2024

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Summary

Maddox writes a book inside of a book, browsing Stormfront for non-white swastikas, women shooting dogs, Weinstein's freedom fake-out, religious rankings, a man goes to Disneyland, a abortion ads, a female baseball announcer, how to fight a substitute teacher, another breast reduction scare, anti-semitism monitors, and a Family-Sized Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	The amount of rape talk has gotten way worse in eight years.
0:05.0	Well, because they're just shitheads in a discord, you know, saying anything to be crazy.
0:11.0	Yeah.
0:12.0	If only Maddox could afford the... The dollar. A
0:17.0	dollar a month.
0:19.0	Is that what it is? No, no, no.
0:24.0	Access to the discord is a dollar.
0:26.0	Oh, got it.
0:27.0	And that's too low.
0:29.0	I mean, I'm giving it away.
0:30.0	Yeah.
0:31.0	I talked to my accountant and she's like you're killing me with these prices.
0:35.0	She?
0:37.0	You're killing me with these prices.
0:41.0	You're killing me with these prices.
0:42.0	You're giving it away on the Patreon, you got to raise it.
0:44.8	And I said, no, no, no, I made a commitment.
0:48.6	Yeah.
0:49.6	At five dollars.
0:51.8	And five dollars it will be. It shall remain.
0:55.0	Let's see. Remember that, uh, remember that pub,
0:58.3	dillons in Hollywood? Oh, man, that was a great part.
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