Episode 4: Cataracts and Hurricanoes

Wolf 359

Kinda Evil Genius Productions, LLC

Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2014

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Eiffel takes a quick trip to the exterior of the Hephaestus in pursuit of a cleaner reading of one of the mysterious space transmissions. Things seem to be going well – until an unexpected stellar flare leaves Eiffel stranded outside of the station. Will Commander Minkowski be willing to launch a dangerous rescue mission to save her communications officer? Plus, air guitar solos, dramatic irony, complimentary electroshock therapy, jetpacks, and the realm of the Alpha and the Omega. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:37.0	Wolf 359. line. Hello, dear listeners.
0:56.0	This is Communications Officer Douglas Eiffel.
1:00.0	Recording from the USS Hepha.S. Hepha Station.
1:04.0	Today, however, I don't speak to you from the the Final Frontier, from the realm of the Alpha and the Omega.
1:26.0	Today I am reporting from outer space.
1:34.0	There are no words to describe the experience, to stand upon the firmament, to gaze upon a star as an equal.
1:44.0	Today, I am not unlike the gods.
1:48.0	When once you have tasted spaceflight,
1:52.0	you are forever warm with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will
1:58.6	always long too.
2:00.6	For Christ's sake, Eiffel, could you please get a move on?
2:05.0	Really? She couldn't have held on for a few more syllables.
2:08.0	Sorry, Commander, didn't mean to enjoy the majesty.
2:11.0	When I agreed to lend you the spacesuit there was a strict no
2:15.1	tomfoolery clause remember now hurry up and realign the satellite dish already.
2:20.1	And there goes the majesty. 10-4, commander, realigning now.
2:25.0	You at the com station?
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