Episode 382 - Dick on The Poop Gun

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

A house centipede attacks me on the toilet, getting gouged at the Adam Sandler concert, Lord Miles does not call in, missing kids war propaganda, a poop spraying machine, a Robert E. Lee statue is melted down, a girl cries about driving, Eric July threatens to travel through time and beat me up, and a fan doesn't bother Sean at Gay Disney World; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	The real doll has really seen better days.
0:03.6	They're now streaming.
0:05.4	Yeah.
0:06.4	Has she changed rough shape?
0:08.2	She's changed color.
0:09.9	Is that like some kind?
0:10.9	I swear to God.
0:11.9	You're right.
0:12.9	For sure.
0:13.9	It wasn't ever this odd gender non-specific, but also doesn't exist color of olive or
0:19.2	magenta.
0:20.2	Whatever you call that.
0:21.2	Yeah.
0:22.2	Yeah.
0:23.2	It's really.
0:24.2	Yeah.
0:25.2	These are, huh?
0:26.2	I think it's just like it, you know, it degrades with the, you know, the elements for
0:28.7	you.
0:30.3	Ah.
0:32.3	Sextals.
0:33.3	That is absolutely.
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