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🗓️ 6 November 2023
⏱️ 149 minutes
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Lord Miles calls in about being held captive by the Taliban for 8 months, fighting the Chinese for gold, North Sentinel Island, and the Durian Pass, and more if you can believe it! And also the "PRONOUNS" guy has a problem with me, my girlfriend buys a video game and a puzzle, Israel is blowing the PR war, and a man blacks out before he can have sex with a hot Russian; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | These Silicon Point out made for toys. |
0:03.0 | Look at somebody sent in a gigantic bag of warheads. |
0:08.0 | So I'm real sick bastards. |
0:10.0 | I love warheads. |
0:11.0 | I don't know who these are supposed to be for maybe half you half veto I'll give you |
0:16.7 | would veto each one warhead for every time you do a good show. |
0:21.0 | I'm gonna get a treasure box like at the dentist office. You guys can |
0:25.2 | pick out a warhead after each episode. I only pick green. |
0:29.9 | I have a separate box for Sean only warheads to see a veto will throw a fit about you having all the green ones taken. |
0:39.0 | Yes, yes. |
0:40.0 | Put these over here. Are these going to be distracting if I leave them out for you? |
0:45.0 | I'm sorry what? Yeah. |
0:47.0 | Lord Miles is is calling in. |
0:51.0 | I believe a woman fucked up his time zone on his appointment calendar. |
0:56.2 | No. |
0:57.2 | Last week I double checked, I said, hey buddy, make sure we just did that stupid time change |
1:01.6 | thing that there's no reason to do that we're going to do when we die |
1:04.6 | because we're not going to ever fix anything. Right. Just letting you know that that |
1:09.4 | happened last night so everyone's getting woken up by their dogs do I get a link to the show as a |
1:15.8 | patron you got to be at the $20 level buddy to get a link to the show not some crummy not your crummy level or not your ungratitude and insolence. You give me you free give me hand out |
1:30.2 | Zumer you in gratitude full person how do you know he's not at the |
1:37.2 | because I can tell by his color oh I can tell by the color |
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