Episode 381 - Dick on Your Favorite Part

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Sean goes to Gay Disney World, The Grave Digger calls in about visiting ISOM's tombstone, some people walk out of a Dave Chappelle show and cry about it, how to stand up for yourself, a man drives through a parade, a bus drives through a bicycle, being human and supporting Israel, Eric July says he's a good writer because his employees think so, and some spooky Halloween death threat voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Okay, Joe.
0:03.0	Thanks for coming in.
0:05.0	Yeah, bro.
0:07.0	I'm glad I was your plan F. I knew it.
0:11.0	I know. I was like if he's calling me he's desperate he yeah so
0:15.4	Vito said why you ask Joe I said oh god damn you know I should have never called him and wished him happy
0:20.9	birthday what about you man?
0:24.0	What do you got?
0:25.0	You got to polish off those mountain dues?
0:27.0	He got?
0:28.0	Him?
0:29.0	Yeah Vito.
0:30.0	He's going to cube him. He got a last hurrah cube of Mountain duesues and he's never drinking sugar water again.
0:34.0	He says.
0:35.0	After the cube?
0:36.0	After he's done with the cube.
0:38.0	Just throw it out, man.
0:39.0	If you're really committed, bro, just just throw it out.
0:42.0	You know how alcoholics will say I quit and then I'm just going to finish
0:45.8	what's left in the liquor cabinet and then I'm done drinking for good. I look I have that same
0:50.9	problem with nicotine, you know.
0:54.0	Yeah.
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