Episode 380 - Dick on Grave Desecration
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2023
⏱️ 166 minutes
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Summary
A listener takes a picture at Isom's grave, the Day of Jihad is a bust, cell phones not going from your WiFi to the cell network easily, messing up Randy's pool game, The "QAnon Shaman" calls in after going to prison for felony helping police, American women from an outsider, Maddox promises to "end it", and a child predator predator gets shot; all this and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, yeah, I suck, hocks, yep, work, yeah. |
| 0:06.2 | Do you know when we play that for if Vito ever says to be fair, yeah, and he stopped |
| 0:11.5 | saying it. |
| 0:12.5 | I cured him. |
| 0:13.5 | Yeah, I, um, Eureka, I don't say it either. |
| 0:16.0 | Well, he said it constantly, did he? |
| 0:18.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.3 | But literally like it just, I only had to hear that once and it cured me. |
| 0:22.9 | So that's, people may not agree with my methods, Sean, but my results, yeah, for themselves, |
| 0:29.3 | and argue with results. |
| 0:31.1 | Now I remember why I had these glasses in here, actually, why? |
| 0:35.3 | I brought them down as a demonstration of how infuriating glasses with cockeyed earpieces |
| 0:40.4 | are. |
| 0:41.4 | What if you have cockeyed ears? |
| 0:43.5 | Well, because you know, like honestly, like, you know what? |
| 0:46.6 | Nobody's symmetrical perfectly. |
| 0:48.2 | So like they, you will, if you get glasses, like they get, they'll tweak them. |
| 0:51.2 | So they, you know, and then you take your glasses into the sunglasses store and you give |
| 0:55.0 | 300 dollar glasses to like some 18 year old bitch with cockeys who doesn't care about |
| 1:01.2 | it. |
| 1:02.2 | Yeah. |
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