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The Dick Show

Episode 379 - Dick on World War Wheee!

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Girl Math in Iran, a rave gets pillaged, JF Gariepy calls in about his missing wife and other things, my girlfriend sends a video of me tripping to the news, a listener accidentally attracts an older woman, Maddox does a date rape sketch, and how to deal with getting extorted because of a d*ck pic; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Are you been, not good, sick.

0:04.6

You're never sick, man.

0:06.2

I was the first for you.

0:07.8

I was saying upstairs, I don't remember the last time

0:11.4

I had the flu.

0:12.4

Took a week off to get your hair cut, is that what happened?

0:14.6

I got a haircut so I didn't look like a complete asshole

0:17.0

for the show.

0:18.3

Oh, for the live show?

0:19.3

Yeah, I was like, oh, you know what, no.

0:21.5

Yeah, I was like, yeah, it was getting fucking scraggly.

0:24.2

So I was like, yeah, I mean, you have to look your best

0:27.4

at the live show because there's a chance somebody might look

0:29.7

better than you.

0:30.7

In studio, that's never a possibility.

0:32.9

Yeah, there's probably three quarters of the audience

0:37.0

who look better than me, but it's dead.

0:39.3

Yeah, I was like, yeah, you mentioned the show coming up

0:44.3

and the first thing I said was, I want to go.

0:46.1

Yeah, yeah, timing, timing, that's my buddy.

0:50.1

My life is, really, it's my, I have a history of just,

0:53.0

like, just bad timing.

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