Episode 378 - Dick on Big Magnets

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 143 minutes

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The Biggest Problem live show aftermath, a woman thinks there are giant magnets at Target that stop the shopping carts, white people are mosquitos, more immigrants are going to NYC, Mint Salad is on talking about Riley's warehouse adventure, Vito argues about juice cocktails, and Sean is sick; all this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	You sound rough today Vido.
0:03.0	What?
0:04.0	I'm a bit of a sore throat, I think.
0:06.5	You were all ready to party last night when we got home.
0:09.6	You're like, so am I coming in?
0:10.6	Are we keeping this going?
0:11.6	And I said, no, we're going to, I'm going to bed man,
0:14.3	get out of here.
0:15.2	I don't think, I would not characterize it that way.
0:18.2	How would you characterize it?
0:19.3	I would characterize it as like, all right, we're good, right?
0:21.4	You know, and then I had it off.
0:22.6	I wasn't trying to party more.
0:24.3	You know, you were itching to party.
0:26.1	You were feending for it.
0:27.3	No, no.
0:28.0	I just didn't know if it was polite to come inside
0:30.6	and say hi to the dog or something.
0:32.1	I don't know. Yeah, you gotta say, if the dog or something I don't know.
0:32.6	Yeah you got to say if the dog doesn't get a high
0:35.2	she gets really offended.
0:37.3	I don't know how to end social situations, you know?
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