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The Dick Show

Episode 377 - Dick on Gentrification

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

"Mi hijo no es cholo", trip advisor for prostitutes, war crimes and orcs, a rigged school election, missing plane 911, Burger King declares war on Rumble, the trad cath marriage menace, 12 graders who don't drive and drive, and "livelihood" in Starfield; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0

Got to have you front and center in case I say anything really insane this week in case

0:06.5

just in case just in case okay good fine you have no idea how what other people are

0:10.7

saying they're just totally and you think I'm bad yeah you should see what these guys

0:15.1

are doing online yeah I'm just saying totally monstrous indefensible shit all day

0:20.7

sure is that who's can't even repeat it really that I can't even repeat it it's so bad

0:26.7

wow way worse than the F slur if you think that's bad you should hear so many you should

0:32.7

see the other F slur I saw legit war crime on Twitter this week and I said what the fuck is

0:40.9

you telling me that people can't say the end word but you're executing POWs on Twitter

0:46.2

yeah from a drone laughing about it all right right what the fuck yeah that's a little

0:51.5

in poor taste it's a little in poor Geneva convention yeah you know that's yeah and I'm

0:57.1

watching Monday morning quarterbacks hang well what do you expect them to do it's not they can't

1:01.6

just take a prisoner from a drone like well I don't expect them to execute them well yeah I don't

1:05.8

expect them to laugh about it about post the video and call them an orc which is up there slur

1:11.4

for Russians that's definitely what I don't expect them to do with all of my money it's a bad look

1:17.6

you know it's a pretty bad look yeah it's bad look I mean you mean it's a war crime it's

1:21.6

supposed to take the prisoner if I let him go I can't take the prisoner if I let him go he's just

1:26.2

going to run around killing people like do you think that's in the fucking Geneva convention

1:30.4

well if you can't let him go go ahead and X if you can't if you don't have enough resources to take

1:35.2

the guy who's surrendering just go ahead and execute him well that's I mean wow they all got

1:39.8

executed what do you know yeah fucking shocker that's every that's every war every side that's

1:45.3

ever been that's ever been what what do you mean that dilemma or that behavior that behavior

1:50.8

share then you do not record it and put it on the television that day did he did he did he did

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