Episode 376 - Dick on Bachelorette Party City
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2023
⏱️ 135 minutes
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Summary
Nick Rekieta's show in Nashville, the bachelorette party city, Chris the Kiwi sees Pretty Woman for the first time, the government loses a plane, Russell Brand maybe raped some girls, the Earth crosses the border, Dove's new campaign to make Fat Watch illegal, and a man spends $2k at a strip club; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Nick. What's his face? We were on it recently. The kid like the cozy. Thank you. I don't |
| 0:08.8 | know Ralph. That whole thing went sideways real. We got real ugly. I said, I don't know. |
| 0:15.8 | PNG on. I just saw. Really? He's good. Yeah. The whole thing. Oh, boy. He bulldoxing |
| 0:28.5 | left and right all over the place. Oh, no. Sorry, talking about holy wars. Like, man, |
| 0:35.0 | I this is who's who's a bit of much for me. Yeah. Oh, I'm not even fucking on cozy. Yeah. |
| 0:42.3 | Well, this is, of course, it's obviously not working because I don't overdo for a good |
| 0:49.4 | whole. There we go. There we go. Well, I mean, I agree. In the world need of, you know, |
| 0:55.0 | I think we're in a holy war. Yeah, probably. But you know, I see, I'm smiling when I say, |
| 0:59.5 | I don't say it in front of a bunch of AK 47s and yeah, right. What does Ralph? No, no, no. |
| 1:12.6 | No. But, you know, I like those guys. Come on. You're trying to, you know, times you got |
| 1:19.1 | to pull it back a little bit and see where everything shakes out. Yeah. Oh, oh, I got |
| 1:25.6 | a, I got a real good hands inside instinct and inside the car, right? You know, right? |
| 1:33.2 | Everybody else's. Yeah. I think it's coming and that you're enough. Everybody's head gets |
| 1:38.4 | locked off. I knew it. I've fucking knew it. I've seen this before because I remember |
| 1:43.4 | at all times, we are the bad guys. Not the good guys. The option is not, winning is not |
| 1:50.2 | an option. Only survival. Got it. An option. No, we must survive. Pull those hands in. |
| 1:57.1 | You see those, we see women getting dragged out of their cars on safari. Look at this lion. |
| 2:01.5 | I would have gone, whoa, bitch. I'm going to go take a picture with the bison. Yeah. |
| 2:08.1 | Yeah. Fun with that. Yeah. People do, you know, bison. Yeah. People do sad humor. Pretty good. |
| 2:15.0 | You're getting there. People do stupid shit. There are a lot of stupid fucking people walking |
| 2:20.5 | around out there. Got to get more and more every day. That's a good idea. How did you think |
| 2:27.0 | that like everybody thinks they're in Disneyland? They think they're in Disneyland, like the animal, |
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