Episode 375 - Dick on Waves of Masculinity

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Maddox releases yet another Justin Whang video, a man gets KO'ed in Los Angeles, a trans man has advice for men who are "broken", a poverty simulation event, how to go to a strip club, immigrants are ruining NYC, Danny Masterson gets sent to prison forever, Johnny is in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	You fucking piece of shit, rumble?
0:04.0	Is it still not going, huh?
0:05.4	Yeah, there it is.
0:06.2	You goddamn piece of shit, rumble.
0:08.5	Fucking piece of shit, fucking rumble, man.
0:10.6	Fucking piece of shit, rumble, fucking piece of shit.
0:13.1	What's that peculiar voice that I hear
0:15.2	that's not Sean today, everyone?
0:17.6	Sean couldn't be here today.
0:19.4	So there's no Sean sitting in the old co-chair over there.
0:25.2	In the saddle.
0:26.2	Yeah, bump yourself up.
0:28.0	I don't know why I can't hear you today.
0:29.5	It must be because I'm so fat.
0:32.8	You followed me before.
0:33.8	I was, man, I was really going to lose weight this week.
0:37.6	I got a recated show coming up and I'm like, I can't show up.
0:40.8	After all this shit I've been talking.
0:42.2	I can't show up to recated show looking like a big fatso, right?
0:45.4	You know, I got to lose some weight.
0:47.8	So I, I just drank a bunch all week and ate constantly.
0:53.9	And that didn't work.
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