Hey Greg I want to tell you about a new parenting book that you're going to love. It's called

Don't Wait Up. It's by Liz Astroff. It's a blunt and side-splittingly funny book of essays where she

embraces the realities of motherhood and womanhood that no one ever talks about,

like needing to hide from your kids in your closet, your car, or a yoga class on the other side

of town.

You're famous.

You go to other states for your yoga classes.

Yeah, I like to whenever I'm in town I do yoga.

But a different town. So you can't find you.

Yes, exactly.

Letting them eat candy for dinner because you just can't deal to the sheer terror of failing them or at the very least losing them in a mall and sometimes many times wondering if the whole parenting thing wasn't for you.

Perfect for fans of let's pretend this never happened and I heart my little aholes.

Don't wait up is a soul-bearing and honest look at parenting and relationships

for moms who realize that motherhood doesn't have to be your entire life,

just an amazing part of it.

Check out Don't Wait Up and other books.

Head over to Simon and Schuster.com.

Again that is Simon and Schuster.com. Again that is Simon and Schuster

dot com. Oh shit. Last time I checked out, still a kid. Childish,

this all freaks me out. Childish, oh shit. How can I parrot when I'm still a kid?

Childish, oh shit.

Who the hell decided how it's ready for this?

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