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Childish

Episode 36: Alison is Better, Greg is the Same

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Despite a rocky weekend trip, Alison’s mood has improved. Greg’s dog is on a hunger strike and Alison insists Greg intervene.




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Transcript

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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:05.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:10.0

Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.

0:14.4

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:19.2

Childish, oh shit.

0:21.6

Who the hell decided I it's ready to be?

0:24.0

Hi, my name is Gregory Sebastian Fitzimmons.

0:28.0

I'm just A-rose.

0:30.0

You don't have a middle name?

0:31.0

No, I do. I'm Allison Michelle Rosen.

0:32.0

I like the name Sebastian., I do. I'm Allison Michelle Rosen.

0:32.8

I like the name Sebastian.

0:34.0

That was one that I actually had on my list for both kids.

0:39.1

Daniel felt it was just a little too much name. Gregory Sebastian Fitzim is a lot of fucking letters.

0:45.9

But it was not my middle, I was not given a middle name for some reason.

0:49.5

Yeah, my parents forgot to give me a middle name.

0:51.3

So when I got confirmed, which is what us catlics do when we're about,

0:56.2

uh, maybe 13, 14, and you get to choose your name. So you try to find a saint that you connect with in some way

1:07.0

who represents something that's aspirational to you.

1:10.0

And so Sebastian was this martyr who was tied to a tree and shot full of arrows but he wouldn't renounce his belief.

1:18.0

And it was also a giant sheep dog that lived in the end of our block.

1:22.0

So which one was more meaningful to you? giant sheep dog that lived in the end of our block.

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