Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.

Childish, oh shit.

How can I pet when I'm still a kid?

Childish, oh shit.

Who the hell decided I is ready for this?

Hey, Camperus. Greg here.

Allison here too.

Greg, I wanted to tell you about a book.

It's called Don't W-

Oh, you told me you wanted to tell me about this.

Yes, it's called, this is the one. It's called Don't Weight Up. It's by

Liz Astroph. It's a blunt and side-splittingly funny book of essays where she

embraces the realities of motherhood and womanhood that no one ever talks about like needing

to hide from your kids in your closet, your car, or at a yoga class on the other side of town,

letting them eat candy for dinner because you just can't deal, to the sheer terror of failing them or at the very least

losing them in a mall and sometimes many times wondering if the whole parenting

thing wasn't for you perfect for fans of let's pretend this never happened and I

heart my little aholes.

Don't wait up is a soul-bearing and honest look at parenting and relationships.

For moms who realize that motherhood doesn't have to be your entire life, just an amazing part of it. To check out, don't wait up and other great books head over to Simon and

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