Episode 364 - Dick on Face Lasers

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Women find a new scam, a doctor refuses a debate, Christian protesters take to the street, "You wouldn't say that about Islam", the new Black Mirror, a DeSantis Gay Warning System, the definition of "lesbian", genital inspection, and more fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Now, which one do you think worked?
0:03.2	We've got kick and rumble and cozy.
0:10.2	What the fuck is kick?
0:11.2	That should come up with...
0:12.2	Kick is a, it's brand new, as of like today, yeah, it's a twitch alternative.
0:19.3	Uh, I guess you just chicks are back to being naked on there and, oh, um, naked women
0:27.8	in hot tubs and poker, playing poker, gambling, really?
0:32.3	F slurs, whatever you want.
0:33.9	Wow.
0:34.9	Some kind of crypto pro.
0:35.9	It's perfect.
0:36.9	It's everything I've ever dreamed of.
0:38.4	F slurs, hot chicks in hot tubs and poker.
0:42.0	Remember when poker was a fucking huge trend that was annoying.
0:46.0	It was annoying.
0:47.0	There was, there was a point where it overstayed it.
0:49.4	It's welcome.
0:50.4	For sure.
0:51.4	Well, that kind of stuff that, you know, trends and fads always do to some extent.
0:55.8	Yeah.
0:56.8	Uh, I don't know when exactly that moment was.
0:59.5	I think it was when our roommate was, uh, would be up all night playing poker with his
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