Episode 365 - Dick on Charity Scams

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2023

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

Sean knows everything about the Titanic, $17 charity comics, a kid's Hitler drawing, not giving women any money, conservative thots vs lesbians, anti-semitism laws, and FedEx loses a package; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I just love the taste of alcohol.
0:03.2	I mean, IPA, you know, it's a disaster.
0:05.9	I really did.
0:06.9	The beer.
0:07.9	The beer truthers.
0:08.9	It exploded.
0:09.9	Like the beer scene exploded when I quit drinking and I, not, and not that it wasn't
0:14.8	good before.
0:15.8	Like for when we were like underage, imagine if you had just quit doing cocaine, now
0:19.6	they got scented cocaine.
0:21.0	Right.
0:22.0	Oh, beer was terrible in California for scores have no chance.
0:26.5	They have to retreat into only cocaine and charge.
0:29.2	Yeah.
0:30.0	They're going to only fans going to figure out a way to slap a fucking laser mask on
0:33.7	there.
0:34.7	You know that mask that 80s girl got last week?
0:36.1	Yeah.
0:37.1	Did you return it?
0:38.1	Oh, you better believe.
0:39.1	I returned it.
0:40.1	Yeah.
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