Episode 363 - Dick on the Hater's Book Club

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2023

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Mundane Matt and Dame Pesos call in to talk about important things, a dead man is in the street, my sewer estimate arrives, a minor update on the Netflix assaulter, and Josie from Fishtank reviews Maddox's room; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I don't know where, I don't know where, I don't know where I'm at now.
0:04.9	Really?
0:05.9	You mean you don't know your physical location?
0:07.7	I don't know anything.
0:08.7	Because that can happen if you stay up for a long time.
0:09.7	I can't come in on Monday evening and take my suit and tie off and get into character,
0:15.2	you know?
0:16.2	I can't loosen up after the week start.
0:18.2	Really?
0:19.2	It's a Sunday thing.
0:20.2	I need to be loose.
0:21.2	Yeah, well, my best.
0:22.2	I could have stayed up all night drinking and doing drugs, Sean.
0:24.7	Yes.
0:25.7	But I went to bed early because I have to do the show.
0:27.7	I know.
0:28.7	I went to bed early on Saturday, on gay pride night, the gayest partying that you can
0:35.1	do.
0:36.1	Did you go to West Hollywood?
0:37.3	You didn't.
0:38.3	You stayed home.
0:39.3	No, West Hollywood.
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