Episode 362 - Dick on Apparently Unfinished

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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The LA Fair Arts & Crafts saga concludes, I go on Eric July's stream, a neighbor lady avoids school shootings, Islam is crashing, dancing vs. moonwalking, Lizzo quits music, women at the CDC, and a new theme song; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Uh, I was your night, uh, wide awake, not one minute of sleep.
0:12.5	Why?
0:13.5	What happened?
0:14.5	Everyone's while it happens to me.
0:15.5	I gave up about 5.30.
0:16.5	You just, and Tom Neon?
0:18.5	Yep.
0:19.5	Totally.
0:20.5	Sometimes.
0:21.5	You know about that.
0:22.5	Yeah, but I hate when you say you can't sleep and some fucking idiot always has to do
0:27.2	like, well, I didn't, I've never slept in my whole life, actually.
0:30.2	Oh, I know.
0:31.2	It's like, yeah, you, I mean, I haven't slept since the universe began, right?
0:34.4	You think that's bad?
0:35.4	Sleeps for pussy's.
0:36.4	I haven't slept since 78 fucking Peter Griffin insomniacs.
0:41.0	That's my problem.
0:42.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:43.0	I didn't get my sleep last night.
0:44.0	Oh, you think that's bad?
0:45.0	Yeah.
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