Episode 361 - Dick on Lizard Feet

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2023

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

A furry with a secret fetish, the LA County Fair debacle continues, Eric July has a three day meltdown after I read and give notes on Isom #1, Biden's War on Antisemitism, a man milks, a SWAT dog, Satanism and lady doctors doing math; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I'm really in a mess of things this week.
0:03.7	Is that right?
0:05.1	You're in a mess of things.
0:06.5	I've really made a mess of things this week.
0:08.4	Have you?
0:09.3	With my friendly fire.
0:11.1	Oh no.
0:14.2	Oh boy.
0:17.3	I got called the N word today by a black guy.
0:21.8	I can't even repeat what he called me.
0:23.6	Was it a term of endearment?
0:25.4	No.
0:26.2	It wasn't.
0:27.0	It had to happen with the rules.
0:28.9	It was my, you know?
0:30.3	It wasn't my at all.
0:31.5	No.
0:32.3	I was just an end.
0:33.3	Wow.
0:34.2	In fact, a ho ass end.
0:36.2	Eric July called me a ho ass end.
0:39.2	Not a ho ass end with a speech impediment.
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