Episode 360 - Dick on Zeroth Place

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

Our mosiac gets zeroth place at the LA County Fair, banned from women, a fat lady walks on a plane, soap in video games, a white women is lynched for stealing a bike, women invent a stick with shade on it, a nerd writes an email, Jordan Petersen says "gay boy", and mindfulness; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	It's streaming, it's live on cozy, cozy.
0:06.2	Did you get banned from a rumble?
0:09.3	No, I just, you just hate rumble.
0:13.0	It doesn't fucking work, man.
0:14.6	It's my girlfriend.
0:15.7	First thing she says, oh, I'm glad you got cozy.
0:17.4	It works so much better than rumble.
0:19.5	Yeah.
0:20.3	Well, so it was cozy.
0:21.6	We put it together a platform with no money,
0:26.2	with raw anti-semitism
0:28.6	that works better than the $100 million rumble.
0:33.6	That's the lesson.
0:34.6	Is that what this is?
0:35.4	So fucked up.
0:36.2	I was on, I was all loaded on Nick's show.
0:39.1	Nick Rackets' show.
0:40.4	Yeah.
0:41.6	When you're taking this arm apart, like a crackfiend.
0:45.9	God.
0:47.9	That was on Friday.
0:49.0	Oh boy.
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