Episode 356 - Dick on Vito's Merch

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

I get wrong directions, sex with an apron belly, Lorenzo Areola from "All That's Funny" calls in with more stories about his mom, how cemetaries go out of business, celebrities melt down, virtue signaling rock climbers, buying booze with a kid, genderfats, toilets that are too clacky, and Tony loses Vito's merch at Road Rage: Philadelphia 2; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I'm the ghost of me.
0:09.4	Did you die?
0:10.4	I did.
0:11.4	Did you die over the weekend?
0:12.4	Yes.
0:13.4	We're resuscitated.
0:14.4	We're resuscitated.
0:15.4	Yes.
0:16.4	Let me see.
0:17.4	Ending stream.
0:20.0	Is that the real who are these podcasts?
0:22.2	No.
0:23.2	I don't know how to tell if it's real.
0:25.2	It makes...
0:26.2	YouTube makes it so difficult to...
0:29.4	I think it is real.
0:30.4	Carlyze, 20,000 subscribes.
0:32.4	God damn.
0:33.4	Wow.
0:34.4	God damn.
0:35.4	He doesn't regularly get his channel band.
0:37.8	I don't think, does he?
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